I really like you, but unfortunately

I think I found out that you're in love with me

That ain't no problem

although you're fat and ugly

The only scary thing is

you're two feet bigger than me.



I tried to tell you, that things wouldn't work out

I couldn't finish, cause you were moaning loud

You pulled me towards you and choked me in your fat

You asked me if I love you, I was almost dead



It drives me to despair, I can't get rid of you

You keep on buging me, I don't know what to do

Just go - I don't care and I don't wanna know

I just don't want to see you anymore

Yeah yeah yeah - Just go

Why the hell don't you leave me alone



You take my money, you eat my food

you're singing in my toilet

and that ain't sounding good

you tried to be romantic, it was really gross

It ended up in rape, I'm glad I'm still alive



It drives me to despair