Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt

They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades

And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah



Second verse, same as the first Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt

They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades

And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah



Third verse, different from the first Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt

They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA

And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah