I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long, they were cloning DNA

Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors, well, believe me, this has been one lousy day.



Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark all the dinosaurs are running wild.

Someone shut the fence off in the rain

I admit it's kinda eerie, but this proves my "Chaos Theory"

And I don't think I'll be coming back again,

Oh noooo!



I cannot approve of this attraction, 'cause getting disembowled always makes me kinda mad.

A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer, well I suppose that proves they're really not all bad.



Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark

all the dinosaurs are running wild

Someone let T-rex out of his pen.

I'm afraid those things will harm me

Cause they sure don't act like Barney

And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend

Oh nooo!



**Tortured screams**



Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark

All the dinosaurs are running wild

What a crummy weekend this has been.

Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket

Think I'll tell them where to stick it

'Cause I'm never coming back this way, again!

Oh nooo!!! whoooaahh nooooo