I can see, it's my big opportunity

And I could make it something really cool

But you, you think I'm just an unknown guy

I'm hear to tell ya, George, that I'm the one to catch your eye



I'd make the camera dance

if you give me half a chance

just put a saber in my hand,

and you can point me to the ranch



Jake's legacy- he's passing on the torch

And so I say to George:



Just call me Vader

Because I'm Anakin, it's who I wanna be

And so I'll tell you endlessly

until you see that I'm your Vader

Here I am- pick me!

and just call me Vader



Most every eye across the globe

They want a look at who you put in the Jedi robe

And I'd fulfill, mmm, the role with ease

I've even trained myself in talking at the time I breathe



This role ain't got me spooked

I can be another Luke,

Just let me get onto the set,

I'll whine until it makes you puke



Hey, look at me- I've got the sandy hair

You say the word, I'm there



Just call me Vader

Because out to the ranch is where I wanna go

I'm better than DiCaprio!

I'm sure you know that I'm your Vader

Get on with the show

and just call me Vader!