Jump out of bed and I head for the grapenuts

Eat em quick or they soggy and that sucks

Trying to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt

Still sporting the same drawers even though they hurt



In the fridge, there's a Faygo, it tastes ill

Cuz it's flatter then a bitch on a big wheel

I got a few money-backs and a little change

So I'm heading to the store when the phone rings