Just what nobody wanted, I'm just what nobody wanted.



I think that life has got it in for me,

Can you please tell me who's to blame?

For all the bills upon my mat -

They breed and grow then eat the cat.

Where they come from I don't know,

I stare at them but they won't go!



It seems that life's a big frustration,

Why is everybody out to bring me down?

There has to be a simple explanation,

Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town.



If life is sweet - then I'm diabetic

The future looks rosy - I just went colourblind.



This all seems to be some mass conspiracy,

So I demand the right to know,

If there's a God up there, how come he seems to care

For every little bird and bee, but couldn't give a damn for me.



It seems that life's a big frustration,

Why is everybody out to bring me down?

There has to be a simple explanation,

Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town.



If high hopes were bank notes,

I'd own all of England

And teardrops were diamonds,

Then I'd be a millionaire.



Just what nobody wanted,

I'm just what nobody wanted.



You say I'm purely being paranoid,

I beg to differ - it's not true.

Shit just seems to hit the fan,

Every time I make a plan.

Grand design to small detail,

All I do is doomed to fail.



It seems that life's a big frustration,

Why is everybody out to bring me down?

There has to be a simple explanation,

Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town.



If life is sweet - then I'm diabetic,

The future looks rosy - I just went colourblind.



I'm just what nobody wanted at all