You keep your pretty girls

Chained inside the dungeon

And diamonds and pearls

You keep them a'coming

Give them all of your affection



You keep your naughty boys

Locked inside the kitchen

And when they make a noise

A swish of your hand keeps them

Screaming out for your affection



I don't know the why's or wherefores

I don't what's wrong or right

I just know at night

You give them all of your affection



You keep your servants down

Swinging from the gallows

And when they come round

Oh you smile and you say hello

Give them all of your affection

You give them all of your affection

You give them all of your affection