This is a story, tell it quick as I can

A week ago, I met a stumbler man

He stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know,

How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls"



I begged his pardon, should have turned and ran,

So hard talking to a stumbler man

He stumbled over, and over again

"The Kaiser hratche Rolls since time began"



I raised my finger from the center of my hand,

Tried to wave farewell to the stumbler man

He slobbered 'n puked (PUGH!) in a garbage can

"The Kaiser hratche Rollin' might raise some sand"



Pushed him aside as he was slowin' my plan

So hard to understand a real stumbler man

Some stuff from his nose, crawled over his clothes, he said,

"Nobody ever tells me which way he goes"



Kaiser rolls 'n rolls 'n rolls

Kaiser rolls, and Kaiser rolls

Surprise to me they ain't catched him yet,

HOW'S ABOUT A DOLLAR FOR SOME CIGARETTE?