Ooh shalalalalalala

Ooh shalalalalalala



Tedium is overcome

From obscurity

Through melody

And when I'm blind

It helps me see through your key



No one can touch

No need to rush

Presented by

My alibi

And when I'm down

It brings me round so easy



At eight 'o clock I'll take my leave

And when I'm done and dusted tonight I'm gonna be



I'll be your karaoke queen

It's not me you see

I'm gonna take you down to a place I know you'd rather be



It's just a three-minute song

It doesn't last very long

But it'll take you to a place I know you'd rather be

And you can dance



Ooh shalalalalalala

Ooh shalalalalalala



Common sense has excuses

Recklessness its uses

But don't go fusing silence

With charisma



At nine 'o clock you can count on me

But when I'm up, I'm ready tonight I'm gonna be



I'll be your karaoke queen

It's not me you see

I'm gonna take you down to a place I know you'd rather be



It's just a three-minute song

It doesn't last very long

But it'll take you to a place I know you'd rather be

Where you can dance



Ooh shalalalalalala

Ooh shalalalalalala



Ooh shalalalalalala

Ooh shalalalalalala



I'm doomed to fail

The stage gives way

It's an apostrophe

To my legacy



But though I'm bruised I'll happily do it all again



At ten 'o clock don't wait up for me

Cause when I'm up, I'm ready tonight I'm gonna be



Matthew!



I'll be your karaoke queen

It's not me you see

I'm gonna take you down to a place I know you'd rather be



It's just a three-minute song

It doesn't last very long

But it'll take you to a place I know you'd rather be



And you can dance if you wanna show appreciation

But step up to the mike for the full sensation



And you can dance

And you can dance



And you can

Ooh lalala, ooh shalalalalalala



Yeah you can

Ooh lalala, ooh shalalalalalala