Act II



SCENE THIRTEEN

KEEP IT GREASEY





JOE:

(annointing himself as he sings)

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy



MANX:

Roll it over n grease it down

I'll drive you through the heart of town



JOE (who is still wearing his housewife costume from when

he first picked up SY BORG in The Closet) adjusts his little

apron to a more advantageous posi-tion and sings..



JOE:

Hey, the good women, they sure has it tough

The good men, well there ain't enough

All the good girls are lookin' all the time

Good men is something that they can't find

Cause if they find one miraculously

They try to be as lovin as they can be

'Cause if they find one and let him go

Chances are they might not never find one no mo'

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy



MANX:

Roll it over 'n grease it down

I'll drive you through the heart of town



JOE:

A good lovin' man is hardest to find

A good woman needs to ease her mind

And I know a few that need to ease it behind

All y'gotta do is grease it down

'N everything is fine

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy



MANX:

Roll it over n grease it down

I'll drive you through the heart of town



JOE:

A girl don't need

No fancy grease

To get herself

Some rump release

Any kind

Of lube'll do

Maybe from another

Part of you

Lube from the North

Lube from the