I hate myself for doing this,

I don't know how I sleep.

My big mouth making all these promises

my heart can't keep.

Chorus:

Whoa-oh-oh, uh-oh, no no,

there I go

acting like i care again,

promising i'm there again,

yeah but i wish i could believe me(2x)

like you do.

Look at you,

I deserve an Emmy,

I'm so skilled.

Oh, but it's for your own good,

I doubt that you could handle it,

if I was real.

*Chorus*

Maybe I'm wrong,

and I'm just a coward,

so sue me,

but my intentions are good.

Leading you on,

may not be the best solution,

but its the easiest one.

*Chorus*