Keeper of the London Zoo



My father was the keeper of the London Zoo

And he slept one night with a kangaroo

From this union there came three

A wallaby and a wombat and the other was me



cho: The monkeys chatter the whole night through

Oh, for the life in the London Zoo



I went to a carnival one fine night

Went into a tent to see a fight

And as the bell went ting a ling

I saw my mother standing in the ring



"What has become of my children three?"

My mother then she asked of me

"One was employed as a pogo stick

And the other was given a bishopric."

Her chin connected with a flashing right

When I looked again she was out like a light

I heard her mutter as she came to

"To hell with the keeper of the London Zoo."



Yet another Eddystone Light parody

@parody @animal @myth

see also EDDYSTON, EDDYNORE, ASTERLIT

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