(keith)my name is keith b-real and i'm will smiths cousin

(will)keith, whatchu doin?

(keith)uh, nutin will nutin

(woman)wow! your're his cousin?!?

(keith)uh, will let me expla-

(will)keith!!!!!! you are a liar and a half!

(keith)i just couldn't help myself will...your're the most famous guy i know

(will)we met yesterday in a strip club...i barely even know you

(keith)well i know your sister, uh hillary

(will)she was on the fresh prince of bel-air, keith! it's a show!

(keith)uh, i gotta go. see ya later will{the sound of his feet running}

(will)boy, come back here!{the sound of will's feet running, now}




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