(Murray, then rest)

Kick in the ass.

Kick in the ass.

Kick in the ass, it's coming.

Kick in the ass, it's coming.

(repeats)



(All)

That guy who's stealing my parking space

(Murray)

He gets a

(All)

kick in the ass.

(Murray)

A great big

(All)

kick in the ass.



(All)

That baggage handler playing with my suitcase

(Murray)

He'll get a

(All)

kick in the ass.

(Murray)

It's comin',

(All)

kick in the ass.



(Mike)

People telemarketing,

calling during supper.

(All)

They should come visit and

show me their face.



(Murray)

And get a

(All)

kick in the ass.

(Murray)

A great big

(All)

kick in the ass.



(All)

A kick in the ass.

(Murray)

It's coming.

(All)

Kick in the ass.



(All)

Someone's complaining that they

got no hors d'oeuvres.



(Murray)

They'll get a

(All)

kick in the ass.

(Murray)

A great big

(All)

kick in the ass.



(Mike)

That guy!

(All)

That guy who wrote that book

about the bell curve.



(Murray)

My hardest

(All)

kick in the ass.

(Murray)

It's comin'

(All)

kick in the ass.



(Mike)

Jugs of milk left in the fridge,

with only drops remaining.

(All)

I'll find who did it,

they'll get what they deserve.

(Dave)

(get what they deserve)



(Murray)

A great big

(All)

kick in the ass.

(Murray)

That's right, a

(All)

kick in the ass.



(vocal