[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)

And everyone should get along..

Okay children quiet down, quiet down

Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day

His name is Mr. Shady

Children quiet down please

Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)

Mr. Shady will be your new substitute

while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)

Good luck Mr. Shady



[Eminem]

Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)

Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels

But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)

Say hi Bob! (