Kill your television

Baby on board

I heart my dog's head

I honk for the Lord



I believe you Anita

You can't hug your kid with nuclear arms

I brake for animals

I brake for the blues

I brake just like a little girl



Virginia is for lovers

If this van's rocking don't bother knocking

I'd rather be fishing

I'd rather be dancing

If you can read this you're too damn close



Kill your television

Baby on board

I heart my dog's head

I honk for the Lord



The light at the end of the tunnel

Is the headlamp of an oncoming train

Elvis is dead -- give it up, already

I'm lost but I'm making record time



Anarchy begins at home

Get your rosaries off my ovaries

Don't mess with the locals

Yes, I do own the road!

Lost your cat -- Look under my tires



My kid beat up your honor student

If the people lead, leaders will follow

I may be slow but I'm in front of you

My parents think that I'm in college



Kill your television

Baby on board

I heart my dog's head

I honk for the Lord