Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown

if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown

Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown

if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!



Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change

lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.

All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get

silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts.



-Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!!

-Hi Kinko!!!

-And I really love you boys and girls!!!

Really, really....

-Awwww

-But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out

stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back

to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it.

Really, really.....



Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown

if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown

Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown

if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!



We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school

we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room

We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs

Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.



-Gee I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got

to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap-

-Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!-

-But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here

Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime.



Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy

Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI

But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears

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