What time should I pick you up tonight

To make me look more respectable?

What kind of flowers should I bring your mother

To make me look more delectable?



I got no problem with family events

I like lemonade and camping, kids, and tents

I'll do anything you ask, no matter the task

My whole purpose on Earth is just to

Kiss your ass.



What kind of drugs should I take tonight

To make me look like I'm introverted?

What kind of pornos should I bring your brother

To let him know that I'm still perverted?



I got no problem with family events

I like lemonade and camping, kids, and tents

I'll do anything you ask, no matter the task

Cause my whole purpose on earth is just to

Kiss your ass.



Teach me somethin', I don't know nothin'

But I swear I'll be somethin' someday

Strain my ears just listenin' too hard to what you say.



How many times should I cruise your block

On my tiny red tricycle?

Screamin' your name sweetheart in vain

This love stew has got me in a pickle.



I got no problem with family events

I like lemonade and camping, kids, and tents

I'll do anything you ask, no matter the task

Hey, you're the director, I'm just the cast

You can cheat on me and I'll be chaste

Just say,