The Emperor makes his rounds, Master of all Cats

Fat in the Midwest, Emperor rolls his little balls -- Catland

Says hi to his pal Walter, for all that smoking in the backyard

The neighbors do not understand, he's an aberration

Even makes a funny noise

He plays great hunter with a ball-point pen

When the cat's away, ah, it's a regular rat day

When the rat's away, ah, King Cat, King Cat can play day

I jump around with my wang in the wind

It flops around, you admired it

I am your neighbor now

You can't stop me now

In exchange??, I will even run a mm mm mm??

If not, then all I want is something else

You will ask them for me

In exchange, I'll piss on everything you value

I am the Emperor of Cats

I do what I want now, cats

I do what I want now, cats

I shit outside if I want to

All a part of my, ow, kitty empire