KLEENEX-EX

(Marlin Spike Werner)



I'm-a sayin "Goodbye" to Kleenex--

'Cause the tissue ain't the same:

I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel

Since Kleenex lost its name.



I'm bad to take hay fever

My nose can itch be damned

I grab me a great big breath, and 'CHEW!

Now won't you look at my hand.



I'm-a sayin' "Goodbye" to Kleenex--

'Cause the tissue ain't the same:

I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel

Since Kleenex lost its name.



I grabbed a Kleenex tissue

To wipe my baby's face

Now his mouth is all pudding and paper pulp

And my hand is a disgrace



I'm-a sayin' "Goodbye" to Kleenex--

'Cause the tissue ain't the same:

I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel

Since Kleenex lost its name.



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