We're Knights of the Round Table,

We dance when ere we're able,

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impeccable.



We dine well here in Camelot,

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.



We're Knights of the Round Table,

Our show are formidable,

But many times, we're given rhymes

That are quite unsingable.



We're Opera mad in Camelot,

We sing from the diaphragm

a looooooot.



In war we're tough and able,

Quite indefatigable,

Between our quests we sequin vests,

And impersonate Clark Gable.



It's a busy life in Camelot,

I have to push the pram a lot.