(spoken in Hillbilly accent)

Voice 1:

Hey Vern, should we tell our fans we done made a record?

Voice 2:

Naw, they'll hear about us once we's gets all rich und famoos.

1:

Yeah swimmin' pools. Movie stars.

2:

Whoo-wee!!

I made myself a well today

I build it out of sones and hay

Thought it woudl fall, Vern said it's okay

It looks like hell

But it holds the water

It'll do us good

When the weather gets hotter

I may be dumb

But I'm lie maker

That well right there's

A Hellwater keepsaker

It looks like hell

But it holds the water

(MMM that mighty fine)

It'll do us good

When the weather gets hotter

(Gimme an ice cube sugar)

I may be dumb

But I'm no lie maker

That well there's

A Hellwater keepsaker

1:

Let's hold on to that one Vern

2:

Hey Leroy, this water tastes like cowshit.

1:

Huh?