At birth i was born with the biggest middle finger on the earth. The first time i went to stick it up the shit hurt. Moms wouldn't take it, the bitch still hates me. One day she said "go rake the leaves," I said make me. I'm proud to announce I was probably the first kid who was kicked out of his house for making fart sounds with his mouth arguing with me and mom was on-going she called law enforcement when i broke the lawn mower the slut gave me a truckwhen I turned 16 I went to start it and it screamed, "please fix me" Back then when Will Smith was still freash prince And him and jeff were still best friends



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There is still more to this song but this is just a taste of my cousin's work so if you still want more E-mail me.