Poor old john carradine

Before he met his maker

He got to play a part

That stands the test of time



Shouting he held aloft

The miracle elixir

The townspeople ran him off

And the sunlight took his eyes



If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim

I'm sure you must remember him



Fresh out of paper plates

Guess i'll do the dishes

Instead of washing off

Only one plate at a time



Big evening up ahead

Wide array of choices

Bladerunner, robocop,

Or the bride of frankenstein



If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim

I'm sure you must remember him



Dead soldiers line the road

Along the coffee table

Bladerunner's at the part

Where rutger hauer dies



I don't know anything

Why do i pretend to

If i did i'd be the one

Who's living with you now



If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim

I'm sure you must remember him