WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!

Well, Kyle's mom bitch she is a big fat bitch,

she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.



On Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch

and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.

Then Sunday, just to be different,

she's a super king Kamehameha

(pronounced: Kah-May-Ahh-May-Ahh)

biatch.



Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.



Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.

(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.



Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this



(unspeakable passage)



Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

*gasp*

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.



I really mean it...

Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat fucking bitch.

Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's Mom....Yeah

chaaaah!