Well I woke up this morning

I rolled out of bed

I felt like a dog who's been

Kicked in the head

Checked out my mail

There was a letter that I read



Love for sale,love for sale



I picked up the phone

I called everyone I could

I let my fingers do the walking

Through the telephone book

You can't catch a fish

If you ain't got a hook



Love for sale,love for sale



Send up a signal

Throw me a line

Somebody explain "this funny Valentine"

It might not be legal

But it sure ain't a crime

I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind



I called Lt.Columbo from my TV set

I've tried the Dating Game

I haven't found her yet

I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse



Love for sale,love for sale



We've been living together

3 years,2 hours,20 minutes

Maybe four hundred beers

You can't shop for love when

You're shopping at Sears



Love for sale,love for sale



I guess I've learnt my lesseon

It was easy to see

My old lady she played this joke on me

I never looked where I forgot it would be

Love for sale,love for sale

Love for sale,love for sale

Love for sale,love for sale