Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)

Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa (now I eat humble pie)

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)

And now I work at the Pizza Pizza

Royalty, lord it looked good on me

Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free

Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco

Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)

A palatial palace, that was my home (now I eat humble pie)

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)

And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome (once he was the King of Spain)

I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say: