when I was a young bride

my husband said

come to bed with me

and nine months later

theres a little baby

is it a girl? well yes

not a boy? well no

so we have to choose her name

and we have to call her Marie something

so call her Marie-Ccile



Marie-Yvonne, Marie-Colette,

Marie-Thrse, Marie-Madeleine



(then finally)

another girl? Well no!

its a boy? Well yes!

so we have to choose a splendid name for him

call him Joseph Jean-Marie

Marie-Madeleine, Marie-Thrse (etc.)

Joseph Jean-Marie its a boy!