Don't try selling me your heartbreak

'Cause I can't take another sales pitch

You don't wanna be the last one

Who's no fun

The one that's always left behind

I know it's hard

To see clearly all of the time

So go do what you want

And I'll try hard to be more understanding



But I don't want to live like that

Under your thumb behind your back

I just wanna be there to see the last laugh



I'll try killing you with kindness

Forget the mindless things I might've said

And I won't try to catch you or stop you

From doing what you think is right

I'll look the other way

Maybe I was wrong this one time

It's got to be hard

When the rest of the world's gone crazy around you



But I don't want to live like that

Under your thumb, behind your back

I just wanna be there to see the last laugh



Back and forth you swing

From routine to obscene

And I know that you're just like me

And that's exactly what I like about you

I guess I'm probably insane

Two by four is what I'd use to smack you upside your head

'Cause you drive me crazy



So don't keep singing me your sad song

It's been so long

Since I've gotten through

And I'm not gonna be the last one

Who's no fun

The one that's always left behind

Don't get me wrong

When I don't tell you what you wanna hear

And go do what you wnat

And I'll try hard to be more understanding



But I don't want to live like that

Under your thumb, behind your back

I just wanna be there to see the last laugh