If they gave Olympic medals for running all-night long

I would have won them all until I turned pro

I've got miles of dedication

And a natural inclination

For a childhood game i just could not outgrow



I want to be the last man standing

People crashin' on the sofas and passed out on the floor

But the Last man standing

was sayin' bring on a little bit more



When you stop and think about

Life is still just high school

You make the same mistakes you did when you were young

Contending for the ladies' favors

Testing every single flavor

While hopelessly trying not scald your tongue



I wanna be the last man standing

Bring me the hot sauce

Bring me a beer

Gonna be the last man standing

But where do we go from here?

Gonna be the last man standing

People crashin' on the sofas and passed out on the floor

But the Last man standing

was sayin' bring on a little bit more



I might as well admit it

There's been a time or two

When I contemplate retirement for a while

But a hundred years from now

They'll still be asking how

As they gaze upon on my taxidermic smile



Want to be the last man standing

Got the devil at the crossroads, wolf at the door

But the last man standing

Is singin' bring on a little bit more



They're gonna see the last man standing

Still got a fun ticket in my hand

Gonna be the last man standing

Takin off before I land