I never bothered to find out why you're in jail

But, I think it's funny that you are

I hope you didn't actually do it

And your life got ruined for nothing



I don't know why you're in jail

And I don't fucking care

I hope you get raped every day

I'm glad you're stuck in there



You were probably in a drunken indian blackout

You were drinking listerine in the desert

Your bartender shut you off, so you scalped him

Then you tried to shoot an FBI agent