Lepers without feet

Hopping down the street

Walking on their knees

Doing as they please



Lepers without brains

Diving out of planes

Plunging through the sky

Thinking they could fly



Lepers without hair

Tumbling down the stairs

Turning into dust

Laughing is a must



Lepers without hands

Lying in the sand

Baking in the sun

I want mine well-done



Those zany lepers that have no feet

They fall apart -- in the street

Don't have much skin to call their own

It peels away -- revealing bone

Those crazy lepers, they are so neat

They fell apart in the street

All those lepers, they have no feet

FALL APART!!