I'd like to actively encourage the toughest man

to dance as hard as he can to this, my song

And bring your stupidest friends along.



We wrote this song cause it's fucking boring

To keep spellin out the words that you keep ignoring

And your macho shit won't phase me now

It just makes us laugh

we got your cash, court jester take a bow.



Cause did you know that when I was 9

I tried to fuck a friend of mine

He was 8, then I turned 10.

14 years later it happened again, with another friend

This time it was me on the receiving end



All the fists in the world can't save you now

If you dance to this, you drink to me

And my sexuality

With your hands down my pants by transitive property