(After Farley starts to sing "Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella", Oscar interrupts, saying that it really goes like this:)



Oscar: Oh, let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day.

And if your grouchy cries

Just tell her that a frown will always pay.

Whenever skies are gray

Don't worry or fret.

A frown will bring the raindrops and you'll always get wet.

So let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day!



(Then, I think, Oscar asks Farley if he understands how the song goes now. Farley says, "Yeah, but I'm not sure I like it.")