Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen

I would like to say hello

Are you ready for some entertainment?

Are you ready for a show?

Gonna rock gonna roll you

Get you dancing in the aisles

Jazz and a razzmatazz you

With a little bit of style

C'mon let me entertain you

Let me entertain you let me entertain you



I've come here to sell you my body

I can show you some good merchandise

I'll pull you and pill you

I'll crueladeville you

And to thrill you I'll use any device



We'll give you crazy performance

We'll give you grounds for divorce

We'll give you piece de resistance

And a tour de force of course



We found the right location

Got a lot of pretty lights

The sound and amplification listen

Hey if you need a fix if you want a high

Stickells see to that

With Elektra and EMI

We'll show you where it's at

So c'mon

Let me entertain you let me entertain you

Let me entertain you



Just take a look at the menu

We give you rock a la carte

We'll breakfast at Tiffany's

We'll sing to you in Japanese

We're only here to entertain you



If you wanna see some action

You get nothing but the best

The S and M attraction

We've got the pleasure chest

Chicago and New Orleans

We get you on the line

If you dig the New York scene

We'll have a son of a bitch of a time

C'mon

Let me entertain you let me entertain you

Let me entertain you tonight