Well,i packed my bags and bought myself a ticket

For the land of the tall palm tree

Aloha old milwaukee, hello waikiki

I just stepped down from the airplane

When i heard her say,

"waka waka nuka licka, waka waka nuka licka

Would you like a lei? eh?"



Chorus

Let's talk dirty in hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini

Are the words i long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki

What the hecka mooka mooka dear

Let's talk dirty in hawaiian

Say the words i long to hear



It's a ukelele honolulu sunset

Listen to the grass skirts sway

Drinking rum from a pineapple





Out on honolulu bay

The steel guitars all playing

While she's talking with her hands

Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka

Words i understand hey!



Repeat chorus



Well, i boughta lota junka with my moola

And sent it to the folks back home

I never had the chance to dance the hula

Well,i guess i should have known

When you start talking to the sweet wahini

Walking in the pale moonlight

Ohka noka whatta setta knocka-rocka-sis-boom-boccas

Hope i said it right oh!



Repeat chorus



Let's talk dirty in hawaiian

Say the words i long to hear

Spoken: aloha