When you need more for Christmas

Than candy canes and toys

I'll deliver something

to help fill up your void

there are no elves or raindeer

working at this pole

but if you've been a good girl

... I'll warm you in the cold



Stockings arent the only things

Hung this holy night

I'll make sure your Christmas is white

I got a special package

For you to unwrap

Then I'll shower you with more gifts

From my giant sack

Just think how much better off you'd be

If everyone could get some Scottie underneath the tree

In the Christmas spirit

I even visit jews

and put the joy of Christmas

... Deep inside of you