Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg



Where's my Peggy Sue?

I could use a Rosalita

If there's a Long Tall Sally out there

I'm dyin' to meet her

Why can't I hear Beth callin' me?

Why can't I be the one to make Sara smile?

I wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie

Walkin' down the aisle



Oh yeah, all right



But I got no Mary Jane

There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen

I'm just a fool in the rain

Waitin' on my Billie Jean



I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O

A devil in a dress of blue

A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline

I'd even take a Run-Around Sue



Oh yeah, all right



Well, I never got to scream for a Layla

I never saw Mary-Anne walkin' away

I never danced on the sand with a Rio

Or woke up with a Maggie May



I dialed 867-5309

But there was no Jenny Jenny

Oh, why can't I get myself a brown-eyed girl

When Willie Nelson loved so many?



And why does Jack have Diane?

And why does Billy Joe have Bobbie Sue?

And everybody had Roxanne

Except you-know-who



I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O

A devil in a dress of blue

A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline

I'd even take a Run-Around Sue



Well I'd take any ol' Suzy Q

I got no reason to be picky

She can be a Goody-Goody-Two-Shoes

Or she can be my Darling Nikki



Oh, Brandy would be such a fine girl

And so would the sweet Judy Blue

I guess I sound just like that other fella

'Cause you know I wish I had Jessie's girl too



Oh yeah, all right



Well, I'd die for a kiss from Allison

Even though I know she'd break my heart

Or give me a Lo-lo-