Little girls

Little girls

Everywhere I turn

I can see them

Little Girls

Little Girls

Night and day

I eat, sleep and breathe them



I'm an ordinary woman

With feelings

I'd like a man to nibble on my ear

But I'll admit, no man has bit

So, how come i'm the mother of the year?



Little cheeks

Little teeth

Everything around me is little

If I wring

Little necks

surely I will get an acquittal



Some woman are dripping with diamonds

Some woman are dripping with pearls

Lucky me!

Lucky me!

Look at what i'm dripping with

Little girls!



How I hate

Little shoes

Little socks

And each little bloomer

I'd have cracked a

Years ago

If it weren't for my

Sense of humour



Some day I'll step on their freckles

Some night Ii'll straighten their curls

Send the flood

Send the flu

Anything that

You can do

To, little girls



Some day I'll land in the nuthouse

With all the nut and the squirr'ls

There I'll stay

Tucked Away

Until the prohibition of

Little girls