I'm dirty as a man hole cover

I'm lookin for my long lost lover

She turned me out and now I'm sinkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'



I'm talking with a tight red sweater

I'm feelin' like Eddie Vedder

Only twice as cool when she starts winkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'



I'm loyal as a dog but I'm a hog for that sexual attraction

It starts up in my mind and makes a bee line below the belt

No consequences just satisfaction



Baby in my heart I'm faithful

This two headed monster is so distasteful

Forgive me when my instincts start stinkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

Think about it...



Forgive me if my instincts start stinkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'



written by John Hiatt