Little Moses --- or at least the choruses



A moral young maiden named Clare

Was having her first love affair

As she climbed into bed, she rev'rently said

"I wish to be opened with care."



Before it was dark

She opened the ark

and found the sweet infant was there



There was a young maid of Dundee

Who was raped by an ape in a tree.

The result was quite horrid, all ass and no forehead

Twelve balls and a purple goatee.



She called him her son

Her beautiful one

And sent for a nurse that was there

There was a young fellow from Kent

Whose prick was so long that it bent.

To save himself trouble, he folded it double

And instead of coming, he went.



His mother so good

Did all that she could

To rear him and teach him with care



There was a fat lady of China

Who'd a really enormous vagina.

And when she was dead, they painted it red

And used it for docking a liner.



The Jews safely crossed while Pharaoh's host

Was drowned in the waters and lost



There was a young monk from Racine

Whose life was quite pious and clean.

He received extreme unction from anal conjunction

With Monsignor Fulton J. Sheehan.



Then his labor did cease, he departed in peace

And rests in the heaven above



also see LITMOSES

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