Well, I dated your big sister

And took her to a show

I went for some candy

Along came Jim Dandy

And they snuck right out of the door



Ev'ry time I see your sister

Well she's got somebody new

She's mean and she's evil

Like that old Boll Weevil

Guess I'll try my luck with you



Well, I used to pull your pigtails

And pinch your turned-up nose

But you been a growin'

And baby, it's been showin'

From your head down to your toes



Little sister, don't you

Little sister, don't you

Little sister, don't you kiss me once or twice

Then say it's very nice

And then you run



Little sister, don't you

Do what your big sister done