Woke up this morning feeling like I've been run over

My head feels like I've been going solo with a brick

Crawl to the bathroom, grab the sink, the shower's running

Takes all my will power to stop myself from being sick



I don't know why I always do this to myself

You would've thought I'd learnt my lesson ages ago

I don't know what the hell I got up to last night

But if it carries on I know I haven't got long to go



I'm not in the best of health

But I have done it to myself

I'm not in the best of health

But I can't help that



Went to the doctors

Said I'm coming down with something

And I'm afraid it might lead to a heart attack

He looked me over, gave me his expert opinion

Gave me two tablets and said