I went and changed a pound for the Underground

The Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming round

The Bakerloo northbound cos you fancied coming round?

Hmm, the Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming round



Well, I'm very glad you did, and I'm glad you paid a quid

I'd go and put the kettle on if I could find the lid

You'd go and put the kettle on if you could find the lid?

Yes, I'd go and put the kettle on if I could find the lid



Please allow me to agree cos I'd love a cup of tea

And I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, well, you know me

You'd risk it for a biscuit?

Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me



No sooner said than done, aren't you the lucky one?

We're out of chocolate hollies, would you like a Chelsea bun?

Oh, you're out of chocolate hollies, ooh, I'd love a Chelsea bun

Since we're out of chocolate hollies you must have a Chelsea bun



That's a very tasty hat, where d' you have to go for that?

It's the first one that I've seen that doesn't make your face look fat

Ooh, it's the first one that you've seen that doesn't make my face look fat?

Yes, it's the first one that I've seen that doesn't make your face look fat



I got it down the Lane where the prices are insane

I could have got the houndstooth but I rather liked the plain

Ooh, you could have got the houndstooth but you rather liked the plain?

Yes, I could have got the houndstooth but I rather liked the plain



Ooh, it doesn't half look sweet, it's more than half a proper treat

It's a monkey to a pony that there's more than half a sheep

Ooh, it's a monkey to a pony that there's more than half a sheep?

Yes, it's a monkey to a pon