Long Haired Guys from England" by Too much Joy



all the girls in the music biz

have credit cards they subscribe to ms.

but they only want to fuck

long haired guys from england



there's this girl at my record company

i dig her but she doesn't like me

i met her boyfriend the other night

he had a pony tail and he didn't talk right



he was a long haired guy from england

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all the girls in this here bar

will treat you like you're a star

don't get excited it's just luck

they'll ignore you if the guy from the cult shows up



'cause he's a long haired guy from england

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i'm getting on an aeroplan

going someplace where the girls are sane

i bet in london i could get a date

'cause i'm a short haired guy from the united states



i'm not a long haired guy from england

long haired guy from united kingdom



that's the end of this here song

it's about as short as my hair is long

so i'm getting on my motorbike

going someplace where the girls don't like



longhaired guys from england

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