(Through a fortunate turn of events this original

transcription has been acquired of a dissertation

given by the late Professor Charles Pamplemousse

R.C.B. at the Eighteenth Assembly of the "Heirs of

the Politzanian Empire." Professor Pamplemousse

was a distinguished anthropologist of his time

whom many believed to be the world's leading

authority on the subject of extict civilizations.

The program concludes with the singing of "The

Politzanian National Anthem.")



As facts are few and far between

Hypothesis defies all logic

As to what precisely led to her demise

For what appears sheer grandiosity

No legacy remains

Except her crumbling ruins

On which these words were found engraved

Politzania! Politzania!

Long live Politzania!

Politzania! Politzania!

God save Politzania!



Now, these ancient Politzanians

As far as archeologists have traced

Had most thouroughly convinced themselves

They were a superior race

Quite a ridiculous notion, granted

However if we assume her sister rivals

Rose to quell such monstrous claims

I most humbly subit her unpleasant end

Is satisfactorily explained

Politzania! Politzania!

Long live Politzania!

Politzania! Politzania!

God save Politzania!



Those citizens who questioned

Those suspect harbourers of doubt

We brought before a panel

Of the Ministry of Health

They were tested and encephalogrammed

Till rendered quite insane

When in accordance with the laws

They reprocessed their brain



-("The Politzanian National Anthem")-

Politzania, brave, strong and true

Politzania we all love you

We'll smite our foes for we are right

And God is on our side

Politzania, red, white and green

Politzania reigning supreme

Victors in war, champions of peace

Unto Eternity

We're the Masters of the World