Sit around and watch the tube but nothing's on

I change the channel for an hour or two

Twiddle my thumb just for a bit

I'm sick of all the same old shit

In a house with unlocked doors

And I'm fucking lazy



Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn bored I'm going to blind!!!

And I smell like shit



Peel me off from this velcro seat and get me moving

I sure as hell can't do it by myself

I'm feeling like a dog in heat

Barred indoors from the summer street

I lock the door to my own cell

And I lost the key



I got no motivation

Where is my motivation

No time for motivation

Smoking my inspiration



I sit around and watch the phone but no one's calling

Call me pathetic, call me what you will

My mother says to get a job

But she don't like the one she's got

When masturbations lost its fun

You're fucking breaking



Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn bored and I'm going to blind

And lonliness has to suffice

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Slipping away to paradise

Some say quit or I'll go blind

But it's just a myth