The Standard Model of Physics

has four forces in it:

the Strong, the Weak, Gravity

and the Electromagnetic.

But Ive discovered a new force

that rules from high above.

Let me propose to you

a Unified Theory of Love!



Gluons are Strong!

The make a quantum-chromo glue

binding quarks into atoms

like I am bound to you.



Zs and Ws are Weak!

They make particles decay

and atoms radioactive

thats how I feel when your away.



Photons mediate E