This is a story about a friend of mine

He is abnormally intelligent

He could bust a phatty rhyme

Even when he got up in the blunt

But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town

He let her take him away from me so I had to ask him how

That's when he said

"She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!

She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!

She takes advantage of me! She even knows when I pee!

I think eventually she'll make a meal of me."



Chorus:

Because your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out

'Til then your love is a mutt from hell I can't live without



That's why I'm talking to you now



Sarah lives with Bradley now

I guess that is how she wants her shit

He needed a place to stay

So it's of mutual benefit

And I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday

She sat down and spilled her guts to me

That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay

Instead she said "He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!

He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!

He takes advantage of me! He even knows when I pee!

I think eventually he'll make a meal of me



Chorus



Talking to

That's why I'm talking to

That's why I'm talking to

Thats why I'm talking to

Talking to

That's why I'm talking to

That's why I'm talking to

That's why I'm talking, talking, talking

To you now.



Chorus



That's why I'm talking to you now

That's why I'm talking to you now

That's why I'm talking to you now

That's why I'm talking to you now