I snore in my sleep, I'm always late for dinner,

And my table cloth doodling is notorious,

Ah but lovely one, keep this matter glorious

And love me as I am.

I dream while I drive, I linger in the shower,

And there isn't much rhythm in that waltz of mine

Ah but lovely one, skip those little faults of mine,

And love me as I am.

And don't try to make any changes, it wouldn't be worth your tears,

Don't try to make any changes, ss my mother's been trying for years.

I sing when I drink, I never cap the toothpaste,

And my company manners are deplorable, ah but lovely one, tell me I'm adorable

And love me as I am.